Title: Decker's Wood
Author: Kristy Dallas
Release Date: June 8th, 2014
** Reader Warning** - This novel is NOT a dark romance. There are absolutely no whips or floggers, no matter how much Andi wants to smack Decker over the head at times. There are no BDSM slavery themes, unless you can count that Decker is a slave to Andi’s hot cowboy boots and sexy Texan drawl. Decker’s Wood does however feature glitter rain, manscaping, vajazzle, tequila shots, roof-top dancing and one hell of a dick trick!
Decker Steele had it made...Penthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap. You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine. But what does a self-confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail? Freak the 'F' out, that's what!
Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker's best friend. Only she's not so geeky and awkward anymore. Now she's a smokin' hot country bumpkin, with a smokey voice made for phone sex, and a pair of hot as hell cowboy boots. Everyone adores her, my porn star buddies, my mom and dad, my 'equipment'.
So, the prized package isn't so failing anymore, the catch is, it will only perform for Andi...My friend WITHOUT benefits.
What will the prince of porn do? The girl or the career?
He has one month to figure it all out.
I don't even know where to start with this one. This book was all around perfection. Kirsty Dallas proved that you don't need dark or gritty to produce an absolutely enthralling story...all you need is witty dialogue, amazing characters, and a hilarious yet captivating storyline. I was laughing my effin ass off while reading this book, but it was also sexy as hell, passionate, and panty melting! The whole hilarity of a porn star's broken man hood that would only stir back to life by a feisty country girl had me hooked right from the beginning. Can you tell that I am officially on the Kirsty Dallas fan girl train! This book was brilliant and fantastically refreshing.
"The simple fact was, the power of the pussy had lost its effect on me. What the hell was I supposed to do now? Give up sex? Keep pill popping and continue to contribute that perfected false enthusiasm and pitiful moans of faux enjoyment?"
Well if you haven't received the memo yet, Decker was a bad boy who always had a bevy of woman at his disposal, so he decided to use his God given talent and become a porn star. It was all fun and dandy for awhile, until his down stairs member decided to stop working, which forced him to start popping pills in order to get the job done. He decided to cut his losses and step back from that life. He was at a pretty low point, but in comes Andi with her sass and cowboy boots. Decker was a dead-man-walking-at-first-sight. She was hot, sexy, and made his manhood stir on it's own accord for the first time in a long time. His problem seemed to find it's solution in Andi, but in his mind, she was off limits. Not only was she innocent and sweet, she was his best friend's cousin who would chop off what was left of the goods in his pants if he touched her. Hells yes...this is where the hot sexual tension begins, and oh boy, it's hella good! They both try to steer clear of their sexy draw to each other, and just be friends. Yea...like that ever works.
"I was going to be neutered, not possibly resurrected. What did it mean if my body responded to Andi and Andi alone? It was like being forced into an arranged marriage by my dick. Perhaps she had a divine pussy?"
Andi had her own reason to stay away from the temptation that was Decker Steele. She knew what a horn dog player he was, which she had a front row seat of witnessing herself when she was a kid. The whole mystery game of finding out what Decker did for a living was so much fun to read. When she did finally find out, she was shocked, but accepted him nonetheless. Well, that's mainly because he was retired...or was he? Despite all the reason to stay away, they both eventually succumbed to their uncontrollable urges.
"I wanted to take her face in my hands and kiss away the hurt I had put there on her face. I wanted to taste every inch of her body and sink myself into her wet heat. The worst part was I wanted to something more for her. I wanted her to look at me with respect and pride, not disgust, and that was something I couldn't control or change."
Instead of everything becoming smooth sailing after their sizzling sexual union, the looming storm clouds of his sorta retirement were swiftly approaching, ready to reek havoc. Decker was hesitant to completely turn in his porn star card and kept it tucked away in the back of his wallet. He of course, hasn't told Andi of this fact, but was planning to once he felt secure in their new blooming relationship. I know what your thinking, the same thing I was screaming...WTF Decker?! You need to get your effin act together! You can guess what happens next...Andi finds out about the back burner movie that he was loosely hanging on to. Can Decker find a way to salvage what he had with Andi? Can he fix the trust he had broken? Will Andi be able to forgive him and look beyond the porn star career once again, to the man she had fallen for? He better get his serious grovel on.
"Yep, life with my little piece of country in the big ol' city didn't get much better than this. With my dick as hard as fossilized wood, I chased her. I'd always chase her; she was so damn worth it."
This is the perfect example of why I effin loved Decker Steele...he's mouth was dirty and sweet at the same damn time. Yum...my fav. I know I have rambled on, but once I got started, I just couldn't stop. This one really satisfied all my wants in a book, which is really hard to do because I am really pretty picky. It was fun, sexy, had amazing characters, and a great storyline that kept me reading into the wee hours. You will fall in insta-love with not only Decker and Andi, but all the secondary characters as well. Don't even get me started on her gay-store-neighbors who had me in a knee slapping fit of laughter. Kirsty Dallas has just adopted a new fan girl for sure! I can't wait to read more from this author. If you need me, I'll be updating my TBR on Goodreads. I 100 percent, with absolutely no hesitation, recommend this book to my fellow readers!
5 out of 5 Brilliant, Sexy, Hilarious, I didn't want it to End Stars!!!
Author Low Down:
I grew up on the beaches of North Queensland Australia before migrating south to the iconic Gold Coast in 1995. I traded the surf and my bikini for pajama's and a computer when I embarked on writing professionally in 2012.
I have two rules when writing. Rule one, "forget about ratings and awards, write simply for the love of writing". And rule two, "be brave, don't be afraid to traverse the path less traveled and don't conform." With these rules in mind, I hope my books spark a light inside your heart and leave you in a complete book frump!